Childrens Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume
Childrens Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume
Manufacturer: Morphsuits
Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume for Kids
We want to believe! (cue the X-files theme song). Has your kid been strangely interested in radio signals from deep space? Do they frequently bring up taking the next family vacation to Roswell, New Mexico? Do they constantly tell you how the Fermi paradox is really silly? Well then we've got bad news: your child is most likely an alien. Yes, underneath that normal human looking skin is a green... well, skin. And behind those normal human eyes are... alien eyes! Spooky, right? But don't worry, obviously this kiddo comes in peace. All you have to do is take him to your leader, or take him to get ice cream. Aliens and kids both love ice cream probably.
You'd think if aliens were real (we're not saying they're not real, they certainly might be, but just go with us on this), they'd just come right out and say hi, right? Why all the secrecy? Why the abductions and probing and all that? Do they view us the same way we view ants? Come on! Look at us compared to the little green men! We could kick their butts! Unless they have vaporizers. Nobody wants to get vaporized here. But in a hand to hand fist fight, those little guys (grays, as they're called, although these ones are more greenish) would go down hard. Hopefully they come in peace. Till then, let your little guy practice some intergalactic diplomacy by suiting up as a little green man and searching for UFOs so he can finally "phone home."
Childrens Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume
Join the Invasion!
Have you ever had one of those dreams where you open your eyes and you're in a white room with a bright light surrounded by little green men speaking a language you can’t quite understand? Then suddenly you wake up in a cornfield in the middle of nowhere! Uh, yeah, neither have we… but what a crazy dream that would be, right? This Halloween those creepy little green men can become a reality when your kiddo dresses up in this Kids’ Glow Alien Morphsuit.
It will look like your youngster just crash-landed on our planet when he walks around the block in this spooky jumpsuit. Is he hear to take over Earth? Does he want us to take him to our leaders? Perhaps he is just looking for something to satisfy his sweet tooth. With it being Halloween, we are sure hoping it’s the last one… There will be tons of candy to appease your kiddo’s appetite and save our planet from total annihilation!
Design 51
This morphsuit is made up 87 percent polyester and 13 percent spandex stretch knit fabric. It will surely be a comfortable fit no matter how many light years your tiny tot has to trek. His hands, feet, and head will all be fully enclosed and unexposed to Earth's harmful atmosphere. There is a zipper in the center of the back as well as a Hook and Loop fastener strip to the back of the hood. A printed alien face is on the front of the hood and, just a heads up, it will obstruct one’s vision a bit… so make sure he doesn’t take off in any UFOs with his hood up!
Watch Out for Alien Activity
Give your kiddo an out-of-this-world experience on Halloween when you buy him this Glow Alien Morphsuit! Just make sure he doesn’t go around probing any of your neighbors… that would make for an awfully awkward conversation the next day.
Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume for Kids
We want to believe! (cue the X-files theme song). Has your kid been strangely interested in radio signals from deep space? Do they frequently bring up taking the next family vacation to Roswell, New Mexico? Do they constantly tell you how the Fermi paradox is really silly? Well then we've got bad news: your child is most likely an alien. Yes, underneath that normal human looking skin is a green... well, skin. And behind those normal human eyes are... alien eyes! Spooky, right? But don't worry, obviously this kiddo comes in peace. All you have to do is take him to your leader, or take him to get ice cream. Aliens and kids both love ice cream probably.
You'd think if aliens were real (we're not saying they're not real, they certainly might be, but just go with us on this), they'd just come right out and say hi, right? Why all the secrecy? Why the abductions and probing and all that? Do they view us the same way we view ants? Come on! Look at us compared to the little green men! We could kick their butts! Unless they have vaporizers. Nobody wants to get vaporized here. But in a hand to hand fist fight, those little guys (grays, as they're called, although these ones are more greenish) would go down hard. Hopefully they come in peace. Till then, let your little guy practice some intergalactic diplomacy by suiting up as a little green man and searching for UFOs so he can finally "phone home."
Childrens Glow Alien Morphsuit Costume
Join the Invasion!
Have you ever had one of those dreams where you open your eyes and you're in a white room with a bright light surrounded by little green men speaking a language you can’t quite understand? Then suddenly you wake up in a cornfield in the middle of nowhere! Uh, yeah, neither have we… but what a crazy dream that would be, right? This Halloween those creepy little green men can become a reality when your kiddo dresses up in this Kids’ Glow Alien Morphsuit.
It will look like your youngster just crash-landed on our planet when he walks around the block in this spooky jumpsuit. Is he hear to take over Earth? Does he want us to take him to our leaders? Perhaps he is just looking for something to satisfy his sweet tooth. With it being Halloween, we are sure hoping it’s the last one… There will be tons of candy to appease your kiddo’s appetite and save our planet from total annihilation!
Design 51
This morphsuit is made up 87 percent polyester and 13 percent spandex stretch knit fabric. It will surely be a comfortable fit no matter how many light years your tiny tot has to trek. His hands, feet, and head will all be fully enclosed and unexposed to Earth's harmful atmosphere. There is a zipper in the center of the back as well as a Hook and Loop fastener strip to the back of the hood. A printed alien face is on the front of the hood and, just a heads up, it will obstruct one’s vision a bit… so make sure he doesn’t take off in any UFOs with his hood up!
Watch Out for Alien Activity
Give your kiddo an out-of-this-world experience on Halloween when you buy him this Glow Alien Morphsuit! Just make sure he doesn’t go around probing any of your neighbors… that would make for an awfully awkward conversation the next day.
