Green Scary Jester Costume for Kids
Green Scary Jester Costume for Kids
Manufacturer: California Costume Collection
Green Scary Jester Costume for Kids
When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.
But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?
Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.
Green Scary Jester Costume for Boys
THE WORLD'S LEAST FUNNY JESTER
Wearing this costume makes you the world's least scary jester! It's not that we don't think you're capable of making a good joke. We just aren't sure that we would be capable of laughing even if you did thanks to this terrifying costume! You could try just about anything, we don't think it'd work. You could pull a rabbit out of your hat, or even try a little slapstick humor, but we aren't sure that we'd even be able to crack a smile.
Part of the problem would be that we would already be running away. It's going to be really hard for you to finish your routine for us when we are constantly fleeing the scene. You'll start your bit, but then you'll have to pack it all up and follow us just to try and continue. And then since you are chasing us, we are only going to run even farther... It's going to be this whole ordeal. All we are saying is, if you want to be funny, you have the wrong costume.
FUN DETAILS
We call this section the FUN DETAILS, but when it comes to this costume, there's nothing fun about it. It should be called the TERRIFYING DETAILS. You'll be wearing a shirt and pants decorated with the green checkered pattern, and tattered edges to add to the spooky effect. You'll also have a mask that, while smiling, is anything but friendly. All you'll need is to get yourself a jester's wand, and you'll be all set!
STARVING ARTIST
If you wear this costume for your comedy act, you might find that business is struggling. We recommend you try scaring people instead. It will come naturally with this costume anyways, you might as well get paid for it! Who knows, it could make for a fun job!
Green Scary Jester Costume for Kids
When we first got this costume, we started wondering who jesters really were. Were they just the silly people in a royal court, dressed up in those ridiculous hats? Our research has shown us that, no, they weren't silly people. Sure they made jokes, and sang, some even did magic tricks. Some could even juggle balls, and perform great feats of acrobatics. And, one of their best talents was story telling. They were actually quite respected by the royalty.
But, what if a jester was a little off? What if he didn't want to tell political jokes all day? Or, sing songs about great rulers of old? What if the stories they wanted to tell were about the dead rising, or the end o the world? What if they wanted to juggle, only they didn’t want to use something as mundane as balls, but rather something more nefarious?
Then you would have a scary jester. And, you know all about things being scary. Your son is obsessed with scaring folks. And, every year he looks forward to Halloween, so he can scare people and not get yelled at. So, this year get him this Child Green Scary Jester Costume. He can regale his classmates with scary stories, and some frightful songs. Maybe, he can even do some magic tricks, like the old hole in the hand trick or show off a "mummy" finger. He'll be even more respected by even the coolest kids in the school.
Green Scary Jester Costume for Boys
THE WORLD'S LEAST FUNNY JESTER
Wearing this costume makes you the world's least scary jester! It's not that we don't think you're capable of making a good joke. We just aren't sure that we would be capable of laughing even if you did thanks to this terrifying costume! You could try just about anything, we don't think it'd work. You could pull a rabbit out of your hat, or even try a little slapstick humor, but we aren't sure that we'd even be able to crack a smile.
Part of the problem would be that we would already be running away. It's going to be really hard for you to finish your routine for us when we are constantly fleeing the scene. You'll start your bit, but then you'll have to pack it all up and follow us just to try and continue. And then since you are chasing us, we are only going to run even farther... It's going to be this whole ordeal. All we are saying is, if you want to be funny, you have the wrong costume.
FUN DETAILS
We call this section the FUN DETAILS, but when it comes to this costume, there's nothing fun about it. It should be called the TERRIFYING DETAILS. You'll be wearing a shirt and pants decorated with the green checkered pattern, and tattered edges to add to the spooky effect. You'll also have a mask that, while smiling, is anything but friendly. All you'll need is to get yourself a jester's wand, and you'll be all set!
STARVING ARTIST
If you wear this costume for your comedy act, you might find that business is struggling. We recommend you try scaring people instead. It will come naturally with this costume anyways, you might as well get paid for it! Who knows, it could make for a fun job!
